Monstrosity pipes are the creation of Olie P. Sylvester III, proprietor of OomPaul.com and Baron of The International Oom Paul Society of Non-Typicals. As a mixed media non-objective abstract artist, Olie decided to venture into the wilderness one fateful evening, looking for alternative means to support his pipe podcast while at the same time, fulfilling the daily desire, nay need, to make new art. WARNING: Viewing detailed photos of these pipes on an empty stomach is considered safe, however, view them only peripherally if you have eaten in the past two hours. Wearing sunglasses may protect you from adverse affects, such as uncontrolled sobbing or general malaise. These pipes come with a lifetime warranty.